all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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