Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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