I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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