dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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