I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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