DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
