either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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