if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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