screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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