Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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