Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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