Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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