ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Ketchup is God's man juice
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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