dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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