It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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