the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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