it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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