remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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