There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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