thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You don't make any sense
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