this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize