i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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