I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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