She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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