the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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