help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Dick very happy bro
false alarm, still single
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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