Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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