But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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