i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He told me they were just razor bumps!
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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