You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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