Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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