Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
i out mim tonsoeep
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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