dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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