what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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