There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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