Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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