he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize
