ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
two words: eviction party
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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