I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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