:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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