let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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