Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Be still, my beating vagina.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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