girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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