I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
