We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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