i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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