Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
