Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Randomize
