I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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