so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
dude. I can hear the air.
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