u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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