I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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