Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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