Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Randomize
