i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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