FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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